Saturday, June 12, 2010

Episode 3: Three's a crowd

"Finally I meet the infamous Blade, well there's only room in this town for one sous chef!" A high pitched squeaky voiced proclaimed.

Precious moved across the room towards the voice who began to enter the room, the light from the doorway making him appear angelic.

Blade covered his eyes with a paw. "Seems only decent for you tell me who you are since you already seem to know so much about me!" Blade puffed up his chest and the fur behind his neck, trying to look as intimidating as he could.

Finally the figure stepped into the room showing his face. His piercing yellow eyes were the first thing Blade noticed, then the black surrounding them. When his eyes moved to the figure's body Blade started to notice how tiny he was.

Precious stepped towards the wee figure and put her paws on his shoulder. "This is Larry, he's the new sous chef in town, and Blade he is my new lover!"

Episode 2: Reunion

"Hello Blade," replied the voice in the shadows. "I was hoping I'd seen the back of you, but now I see you're back...and it seems I'm talking to your back, won't you at least turn around?"

Pirouetting neatly on his roller skates, Blade turned towards the voice. "Is that better baby?" he sneered. "Now won't you show me your pretty face?"

"Don't call me baby!"

"Sorry, won't you please come out where I can see you Precious?" Blade responded, not sounding the least bit apologetic.

Precious sauntered slowly from the shadows, hair as high as a hill and dog breath to die for.

"Better?" she asked.

"Much," Blade replied. "Admit it, you missed me didn't you?"

"Hmpf! How much could I miss someone who gave me the worst case of fleas I've had in my life?"

"Lies!" Blade snapped, "I've never had so much as a single flea in my life!"

Blade and Precious glared at one another, a palpable tension building in the air. Blade's back foot twitched as he mustered all his willpower to resist scratching at the fleas gnawing on his left ear.

Suddenly the front door banged open, making them both jump. They were no longer alone...

                                                   Precious Carrington gets an unwelcome visitor

Friday, June 11, 2010

Episode 1: A stranger rolls into town.....

It was early evening when the handsome stranger rolled into the small dusty town of Cooperville. The residents sensed trouble immediately.

What the hell was an ex roller-skating champion sous chef doing in Cooperville? They had heard of his type before! Where had he come from? What did he really want with a small town like theirs?

Was he here to take their jobs, their women? He would bring crime, drugs and poorly made dog toys! Cooperville would never be the same again if they didn't do something about him.

The stranger slowly mounted the steps to the one and only boarding house in Cooperville. The sign in the window said simply 'vacancies - no roller-skates'. He turned the handle of the large wooden door and entered the hallway.

'I knew you'd show up eventually, if I waited long enough' a low, sultry voice said from the shadows.

The stranger didn't need to look across the room to know who spoke. He'd recognise that voice anywhere. He purposely kept his back to the voice and said 'How you doin baby, it's been a while?'

The Bad and the Beautiful: An Anipal Soap

Watch the drama unfold in The Bad and The Beautiful. A new dramedy poking paws at all our classic cheesy favourites. 

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outlandish stories. 
(And BIG hair and shoulder pads of course!)